I want a unicycle. My mom thinks I’ll die in a tragic unicycle accident, which is unlikely, but also not a bad way to go. I’ve been really busy with Circus Club lately, which is good and bad. It’s good because it gives me something to do other than stare out the window and play League of Legends. However, it’s bad because the Circus Club president is incredibly unorganized. She has all these great ideas, but she doesn’t have the time to go through with them. When she doesn’t have the time, the responsibility goes to me. You would think that the VP would have to pick up the slack, but she’s also way too busy. That leaves me, the secretary, to make Circus Club great. For example, I started a Circus Club Instagram because our social media coordinator is too busy. I also have been to every volunteering opportunity that we’ve signed up for, and it’s getting to be a lot of time and effort. I finally said that I couldn’t do our next event which is a talent show performance. Honestly good luck to the people who are going to perform because I’ve choreographed the past three performances that we’ve done. Not only did I choreograph them, but I chose the songs which is a lot harder than you’d think especially when everyone hates your ideas but doesn’t give any better ideas.
Anyway, that’s enough whining about that for me today. What was I writing about? Unicycles! I want a unicycle. I may be a bit of an adrenaline junky, better than a drug junkie I guess. I think after being a rock wall/zipline instructor and a lifeguard this summer, I miss being adventurous. My mom may worry about me unicycling, but she really can’t complain about anything I do. I am the black sheep of the family so to speak. I am the first to go to college, and unlike my brother, I made it to 18 without going to jail. I’ve also managed to not get pregnant unlike my cousin who lived with my mom and I for a few years. It’s a lot of pressure being the only hope of your family. That’s probably why I really like adrenaline, it’s a way to let go. If a unicycle is what gets me through college, then so be it!
That’s basically all that’s been on my mind lately. I’m a simple gal. I mean, maybe not all that’s been on my mind, but that’s mostly it. I guess I’m just in a rut. That’s why I need a unicycle! I need to ride a unicycle out of the slump that I’m in. The solution that will fix all my issues in life is a unicycle. I better start saving. That’s all I’ve got for now.